See Danny Bhoy LIVE March 2!
Congratulations to our winner, Angela MacDonald, who won two tickets to see Danny Bhoy on March 2 at the Confederation Centre of the Arts! Thank you to everyone who entered…and made us laugh!
In the mood to laugh? Well, so are we!
Let loose your inner comedian and tell us your funniest joke for a chance to win two tickets to see the globetrotting Scotsman who keeps us in stitches, Danny Bhoy, when he rolls into Charlottetown on March 2 at the Confederation Centre of the Arts!
Here’s the catch – we will accept groaners, side splitters and even knock-knock jokes if they’re clever enough, but nothing rude, crude, or mean. Hey, we like funny not offensive! We may just print them in an upcoming issue of G!
Enter your funniest one-liners or jokes as a comment on this blog post, on our Facebook Fan Page, or send us a tweet on Twitter with the hashtag #Glaughsfortix.
We’ll be taking submissions until February 20, 2012, so get that funny bone cracking! We want to hear from YOU!
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What does a clock do when it is still hungry?
It goes back FOUR soeconds! ba dum dum
If you are Canadian in the kitchen , what are you in the bathroom???? European !!!
Jock was returning home from the pub, smelling like a distillery.
He flopped on a bus seat next to a priest. His tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of whiskey was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. Then he asked the priest,
“Father, what causes arthritis?”
“Well my son, it’s the result of loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much whisky and a contempt for your fellow man.”
“Well I’ll be damned!” Jock muttered, returning to his paper.
The priest, feeling a little guilty, said, “I’m very sorry. I didn’t mean to upset you. How long have you had arthritis?”
“I don’t, Father. But I was just reading here that the Pope does.
Did you hear about the fight at the bakery last night?
The bread kicked the doughnut in the hole!
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
‘Take only ONE . God is watching.’
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, ‘Take all you want. God is watching the apples.’
Person 1. Knock, knock.
Person 2. Who’s there?
Person 1. Interrupting chicken.
Person 2. Interrupting chi…
Person 1. Bock Bock
A nice senior lady was looking for a new boyfriend. She thought she would search out archaeologists as they will date any old thing.
What kind of a phone does a turtle use? A Shellphone….my grandson who is 4 told me that! lol